[There is Lucas. There is a rock. There is a Clefairy.]

Use Metronome!

[The pokémon waves her arms, and then starts trying to pull energy from the rock. Mega Drain. It doesn’t work too well, so the normal-type turns back to Lucas with a shake of the head.]

That’s fine. Metronome!

[Clefairy leaps for the rock, striking it with a Headbutt, then ( Read more... )

[Lucas is sitting outside somewhere near the library, holding a book in his lap and looking horrified.

The book's title? "Basics of Human Reproduction." Between Hibiki's adventures with the Pelipper and meeting a pregnant Ariana, Lucas got curious, although he is now very clearly regretting it.]

[Well, now that Professor Rowan's back, Lucas figures he probably needs to get back to work on that pokedex-it's not going to fill itself, after all, and he's been slacking the past few weeks on the island. He's decided to head for the Aurora Forest to try and find some non-Sinnoh-native pokemon.]

Um, try Wake-Up Slap, Clefairy!

[The good news is ( Read more... )

DAWN!

[Hello there CMA. there is a boy running around, which is not unusual in and of itself. But for it being Christmas and all he looks rather upset.]

DAWN! BARRY!

[a beat]

P-Professor?

SOMEBODY!!!